This summer season, Mark Zuckerberg and Elon Musk blew the web’s thoughts by claiming they’d combat one another in a “cage match”-style brawl. The rival tech execs had been feuding over their platforms’ competitors within the microblogging house and their proposed answer to this rivalry was to beat the crap out of one another in entrance of a reside viewers. Zuck had been coaching UFC-style, making him a tad extra threatening than his earlier iteration as a hoodied Harvard loser. Musk, then again, mentioned he would shed some kilos and get a coach. The combat promised to be one of the memorable occasions in internet historical past.
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In fact, this a lot anticipated occasion by no means materialized. Musk allegedly stored dodging Zuck on plans for the combat, which led Zuck to name the entire thing off. Consequently, we might by no means know which middle-aged billionaire is healthier at hand at hand fight. That mentioned, in the event you had been to measurement them up by the 12 months they’ve had, it will be onerous to argue that there hasn’t been a transparent victor. Certainly, between the 2 of them, Zuck is clearly the undisputed champ of 2023.
The explanations for this ought to be apparent. Musk had a horrible 12 months. Most notably, the billionaire launched into a buffoonish journey to remake Twitter, his ill-advised acquisition. This effort, which concerned renaming the platform “X” and making an attempt to rework it right into a so-called “every little thing app,” floundered from the get-go. Musk regularly claimed that X can be actually, actually superior simply as quickly as the mandatory adjustments had been made. In fact, an entire lot of adjustments later, issues are nonetheless very un-awesome. The platform, which appears close to demise, has prompted Musk nothing however grief over the past twelve months.
On the similar time, Musk has additionally been struggling on a number of, different fronts. Along with struggling an rising quantity of flak and fame decline for his, let’s consider, free-spirited opinions, Musk’s automotive firm, Tesla, is underneath assault by a cadre of pissed off Swedish labor unions. It seems the world’s richest man simply can’t catch a break.
By comparability, Zuck has managed to remain comparatively scandal free all through 2023 whereas additionally eeking out some victories that no one actually thought had been attainable. Living proof, a report revealed Monday confirmed that Meta’s inventory is on observe to have its greatest 12 months ever. CNBC reviews that the corporate’s inventory rose a whopping 178 p.c over the previous twelve months. Which means it’s having a greater 12 months than 2013, when its inventory rose 105 p.c following its IPO. In fact, it bears consideration that Zuck managed to realize that stage of company buoyancy by firing an entire lot of individuals. Certainly, in a 12 months filled with Silicon Valley layoffs, Meta’s cost-cutting technique stood out as notably bloodthirsty.
At any fee, Zuck’s foremost accomplishment has been to drag Meta out of its earlier demise spiral. Lest you’ve forgotten, the corporate spent most of 2022 hemorrhaging cash and changing into an ever greater laughingstock as a result of, in response to a collection of public scandals (the Fb Papers, anybody?), Zuck insisted on pivoting his firm away from its conventional enterprise and in the direction of a quixotic effort to construct “the metaverse.” The Meta CEO was a steadfast believer in the concept that his firm might singlehandedly assist create an expanded marketplace for digital actuality providers, thus ushering within the subsequent epoch of the web. As a substitute, his technique largely led the corporate to lose gargantuan quantities of cash, credibility, and inventory worth.
This 12 months has offered Meta a chance to pivot as soon as once more, avoid wasting face, and look actually good compared to competitor Musk’s flailing dumpster fireplace of a 12 months. Meta’s launch of Threads was, if not precisely a blockbuster success, a minimum of a modest one compared to X.
Whereas Zuck is the clear winner of 2023, what subsequent 12 months holds for each tech oligarchs is anyone’s guess. Zuck is seemingly planning for the longer term by constructing a doomsday bunker and Musk appears to have designs on his personal college and, probably, a moon base. As Zuck’s personal reversal of fortune proves, the longer term is unwritten and nobody is aware of what the brand new 12 months will carry.