Somebody please purchase me this Razer Atlas glass mouse pad

Mouse pads are one factor. Mouse pads fabricated from glass? Fairly one other. This, at the least, is what I’m assuming primarily based on the promotional supplies for the Razer Atlas, Razer’s first glass mouse pad. “Absolute performance and sturdiness,” Razer’s web site proclaims. “Expertise pure polished precision,” the press launch calls for of me.

The $99.99 tempered glass Atlas has an anti-slip rubber base, is accessible in black or white, and is 0.19 inches (5 millimeters) thick. However the primary thought behind a glass mouse pad, or so I collect, is you can glide a mouse throughout it very, very quick.

It’s not like I’ve an issue with the speeds afforded by no matter piece of froth is presently on my desk. However I simply maintain this factor, and I really feel like gliding a mouse throughout it have to be paradise. It is perhaps the closest you may get to gliding a mouse via skinny air. Perhaps it’s like utilizing a mouse on ice, however the ice isn’t chilly? I’m undecided, however I would like to seek out out ASAP.

Clicking quick. As a real gamer ought to. Picture: Razer

The primary challenge I can consider is sweat. Sorry, people, however I’m going to deliver it up. This looks as if it might get very gross in a short time in the event you’re perspiring whereas blasting folks in Overwatch. (Is {that a} factor? I don’t actually play Overwatch.) Even in the event you’re carrying lengthy sleeves, I assume that the occasional bump of a moist pinky in opposition to the floor of this factor might depart an unseemly constellation of blotches.

Now, my preliminary analysis has revealed that there are gaming-specific sleeves, which cowl your arm and fingers, you can purchase to fight this downside. I’m not assured that I might recreation in considered one of these for a protracted time frame with out feeling like a member of the Blue Man Group or one thing, however to every their very own.

Oh, except somebody desires to purchase me this pair of sleeves with what I believe is an enraged panda on them. I’ll play Civ VI in these all day. With the glass mouse pad.